Before nap time:
Me: Ever, go pee.
Ever: I did!
Me: when?
Ever: Friday! (It's Monday)
Before bedtime:
Ever: I am scared a snake will bite me in the grass mom.
Me: Ever, don't be scared. Mommy or daddy won't let a snake bite you.
Ever: you and dad will be ninjas and get it?
Me: yes, ever. But snakes are more scared of you. Just leave it alone.
Ever: the Easter Bunny will keep me safe?
Me: uh, sure, but it will probably be mommy or dada.
Ever: will soldiers come?
Me: Ever, I will not let a snake bite you child. Mommy and daddy are strong.
Ever: gnight mom, you are my very best friend.

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